Unionization Drive Hits Snag

DYSTOPIA–Organizers’ attempts to convince Dystopia College faculty to unionize had a setback today when a planned rally had to be postponed when they discovered that a proofreading error had left all their signs reading “Onionize Now.”

History Professor B. K. Tracker, who has been an outspoken leader of the unionization movement, said today’s incident was only a small glitch and that the rally would be rescheduled as soon as the signs could be corrected.

“This issue is not going to go away,” Tracker said, adding that union organizers will “keep repeating ourselves until we make history happen–and force people to study it!”

Copyright 2016

T. Allen Culpepper

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