DYSTOPIA–Concerned about the rising costs of education and student debt, Dystopia College administrators have announced a new kind of financial aid program for students.
Under the new program, to be known as Indentured Servitude (IS), Dystopia students will be able to receive free or discounted tuition in exchange for their signature on a legal contract to work without pay for the college for ten years after graduation, doing whatever kind of work the college determines to be appropriate.
At the end of the ten-year period, the contract would expire, and students would be free to leave the college with neither debt nor financial resources.
To be eligible for the program, students must first complete an incompressible 300-page financial aid application, available in the college’s financial aid office or online at http://www.dystopiacollege.edu/financialaid/forms. More information about the IS program is also available online, at http://www.dystopiacollege.edu/financialaid/slavery.
T. Allen Culpepper