DYSTOPIA: All restroom signage at Dystopia College will be removed, Dystopia President Overly Payeed-Admyn announced today.
The decision comes as a result of Payeed’s receiving a variety of complaints about the college’s restrooms.
“Handicapped students, accommodations for service dogs, students and employees who can’t decide what the hell gender they are, it’s just all too much,” Payeed said privately. “Just wait until they have to piss like a racehorse and can’t even find a damn restroom. Then those fuckers will know how good they had it.”
“You’ve obviously misheard him,” the college’s legal counsel Fgn Gocha Na said when questioned about the president’s statement.
T. Allen Culpepper