News Brief: Dystopia Again Tops List of Colleges

DYSTOPIA–Dystopia has once again topped the Worldwide News list of the twenty-five least remarkable colleges in the United States, the college’s public relations office announced today.

The online news service’s annual list noted that Dystopia is a “reliable model of bland mediocrity” in the unstable world of American higher education.

Dystopia President Overly Payeed-Admyn said he is “moderately pleased” that the college once again managed to “maintain the status quo” by clinging desperately to mediocrity, but that he wishes the college got more credit and more “major gifts” for “awarding a diploma to just about anybody.”

Copyright 2016

T. Allen Culpepper

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