DC Sports Brief: AD Denies Throwing Games

DYSTOPIA–Rumors that the Dystopia College Albatrosses have been “deliberately throwing games,” possibly as part of a gambling scam, are “false and totally unfounded,” according to B. G. Dik, athletic director and head football coach.

“I can assure you that our losses have been purely unintentional,” Dik said, adding, “I know it’s hard to believe that anybody could play that bad without trying, but the Albatrosses can. Honestly, we just suck.”

Copyright 2016

T. Allen Culpepper

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