DC News Brief: Professors Protesting Mandated Sexual-Harassment Training

DYSTOPIA–Two Dystopia College professors are protesting the college’s mandate for all faculty members to undergo sexual-harassment training.

Asst. Prof. of English Owen Hornblower, who was getting drunk with Asst. Prof. of History B. K. tracker and a group of students at the Dead Albatross Monday afternoon and characterized himself as an “old-school academic,” said he is “insulted that they [the college’s administrators] think there is anything about sexual-harassment that I don’t already know.”

Besides that, Tracker said, “all these spoilsports with their namby-pamby rules are absolutely ruining the college experience for a whole generation of students.”

Copyright 2016

T. Allen Culpepper

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