DC Police Blotter: “Just a Little Fire”

DYSTOPIA–Dystopia College campus police and firefighters from Dystopia Station No. 3 responded Sunday evening to an emergency call from the N. Fernall Student Union during an organizational meeting of the provisional student group Dystopia Pyros, according to police Sgt. Lorna Cielo, who covered the weekend shift for Capt. Cranky Lawless.

The incident was “nothing to be overly concerned with, just a minor conflagration,” said Fire Chief Adale Burns.  “I think the college was planning to take out that partition anyway,” she added.

Cy-Anne Idol, co-president of the group, said she had stepped out of the meeting for a restroom break and has “no clue” what happened. The group’s other co-president, Arson Boomer, was temporarily unavailable for comment, pending medical treatment.

Copyright 2016

T. Allen Culpepper


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