DYSTOPIA-Dystopia College campus police are investigating a possible break-in at the chemistry lab in the Nash T. Pondskum Natural Sciences Complex over the weekend.
According to campus police spokesperson Capt. Cranky Lawless, police received a call about persons loitering in the area, but no evidence of forced entry have been discovered. Nevertheless, “a few things in the lab seemed to be out of order,” so the investigation is ongoing.
Although there was no evidence of vandalism or damage, officers did discover a spell book apparently to belonging to a student who is not currently enrolled in a course that uses the lab in question. Lawless declined to identify the student.
T. Allen Culpepper